Nigeria Is Suspended From International Play, Has An Offer For You

DEAR BELOVED FRIEND:

I MUST REQUEST YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENTIALITY FIRST IN THIS MATTER. I HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITY AND MOST HIGH CONFIDENCE IN MAKING THIS A MOST SECRETIVE OF EFFORTS TO ENRICH YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATES GOD BLESS.

I AM TOP OFFICIAL AT THE NIGERIAN SPORTING ASSOCIATION AND FEDERATION OF NIGERIA AND HAVE ACCESS TO ONE SOCCER TEAM SUSPENDED FROM INTERNATIONAL PLAY FOR TWO YEARS. WE HUMBLE CIVIL SERVANTS AND SOCCER FANS GRIEVE THE LOSS OF OUR SUPER EAGLES ABILITY TO PLAY INTERNATIONAL MATCHES AND WISH TO BOOK MATCHES FOR THEM AGAINST FOREIGN TEAMS OF GREAT TALENT BUT ARE UNABLE TO DO SO DUE TO MANY SPIES AND NEFARIOUS INFLUENCES HERE IN NIGERIA A TROUBLED PLACE SIR BY ANY ACCOUNTS.

THEREFORE WE NEED A FOREIGN PARTNER OF HIGH VIRTUE TRUSTWORTHINESS AND EXCELLENT GROOMING AND HYGIENE SUCH AS YOURSELF TO EXECUTE SAID CONTRACTS WITH TEAMS. COMMISSION WILL BE PROVIDED FOR BOOKING SAID ILLUSTRIOUS AND HIGH PROFILE GAMES AGAINST TEAMS AND WE RECOMMEND YOU BEGIN IMMEDIATELY PLACING DEPOSITS AT STADIUMS AND WITH IMPRESSIVE AND PRESTIGIOUS TEAMS LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED AND ARSENAL WITH ALL DUE HASTE IF GOD IS WILLING TO GRANT US SUCH GLORY.

PLEASE SEND US YOUR BANKING INFORMATION INCLUDING ACCOUNT NUMBER AND ROUTING NUMBER TO MAKE THE TRANSACTIONS POSSIBLE AS WE WERE ONLY ONE GOAL AWAY FROM ADVANCING FROM GROUP STAGE AND BELIEVE PRESIDENT GOODLUCK IS INCORRECTLY NAMED HAHAHAHA WE ARE QUITE HUMOROUS IN NIGERIA. NOW SEND YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO RECEIVE FUNDS AND YOUR TEN PERCENT COMMISSION FOR BOOKING THESE MATCHES WHICH WILL BE VERY LUCRATIVE AND RESULT IN MANY LUXURY AUTOS PARKED IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.

I MUST EMPHASIZE THAT THIS IS NOT A SCAM AND GOD BLESS

YOURS IN GOD AND TRUST,

EKWANE IMPO

NIGERIAN SOCCER OFFICIAL OF GREAT IMPORTANCE AND VAGUE TITLE