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Come Fan with UsFriday, August 7, 2026

Lance Armstrong, Entry-Level Hipster

Lance Armstrong just tweeted:

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Post race massage. Bon Iver on the iPod - never gets [old.]

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↵He actually spelled it, “hold,” and if that’s what he really meant, I can empathize. I don’t really “get” the Hold Steady either. Anyway, Armstrong’s appreciation of Bon Iver marks his descent into entry-level hipsterism. Look for him to ride the Tour de France on a fixed-gear bike, cards from alley-cat races wedged between its spokes.

↵All right, I’ll stop being a jerk. Bon Iver is good music.

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