Chicago Tribune Calls Chris Pronger A Girl

↵This is a poster in the Chicago Tribune today. They don’t really like Chris Pronger around those neck of the woods. But honestly, whether you see this is ridiculously embarrassing or hilariously astute, it’s actually pretty complimentary of the big Flyers defenseman.

↵It’s small, so you can’t really see it above, but they highlight a few stats there below the phrase “Looks like Tarzan, skates like Jane.” Pronger’s a minus-4 in three Hawks win in the Cup Final, and he was a minus-5 in Game 5. What’s that say? Pronger was actually a PLUS-1 in the first two games of the series, and he just had one bad game on Sunday night.

↵Also, that last one says “100 percent chance we’ll change our minds if the Hawks sign him.” See? Everybody really loves Chrissy Pronger.

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