Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Sunday, August 1

Baseball
1:30, TBS - Yankees at Rays.
2:00, WGN - Athletics at White Sox.
8:00, ESPN - Dodgers at Giants.

Golf
1:00, Golf Channel until 3:00, CBS - Greenbrier Classic.
4:00 NBC - U.S. Senior Open.
7:00, Golf Channel - Irish Open.

NASCAR
1:00, ESPN - Sprint Cup in Long Pond, PA.

MMA
9:00, Vs. - UFC on Versus 2, Jones vs. Matyushenko.

X-Sports
7:00, ESPN2 - X-Games.

One-liners and whiskey
10:00, AMC - Mad Men.

Vampires
9:00, HBO - True Blood.
10:00 ABC - The Gates.
8:00, Disney Channel - Hannah Montana Forever. In an unexpected twist, Miley Cyrus becomes a vampire and messily devours her entire family for the entire 30 minutes of runtime. The show is summarily canceled, and everyone involved in its production is banned from television.