We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties, So Drink Some Cough Syrup And Relax

So, if you’ve noticed a sudden slow in links around here, it’s because the higher-ups have informed me that the links posted here are sent into an RSS feed that represents the entire network. That’s a problem, since SBN Corporate would rather not be associated with Glenn Beck, The Onion, and/or whatever stupid video strikes my fancy on Tuesday.

↵So for the time being, the center column will be a bit more boring (just stuff that I write, etc). At least until we can fix the problem. But hey! A stupid Glenn Beck video from the Onion!

↵And some other awesomeness that I’ve been ordered not to link:

↵Spencer’s take on Mitch Albom.

↵One of the better explanations of Lil Wayne I’ve ever read (and a weird tattoo story, to boot).

↵Checking in with The Wire alumni.

↵NFL Merchandise, invading your deer stand ASAP.

↵“China’s Satellite Rendezvous Is Suggestive Of A Military Program.“ (Note: “China” is also suggestive of a military program.)

↵Finally, there will be no Fake Tweets this afternoon (do people like those?), and... While I won’t pretend that anyone other than me might fight this interesting, Lil Wayne’s The Carter 4 is slated for release on the same day he’s scheduled to get out of prison. That’s probably the most ballin exit from prison in history.

↵SIZZZURP FOR EVERYONE!

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