It’s no Crime Of Middle-Naming, but Missouri football is making a late yeoman’s run at the piddly offseason arrests crown held in perpetuity by the Georgia Bulldogs. First, the Tigers’ O-line coach gets arrested for failing a sobriety test while parked in an athletic complex parking lot, and then ... this happens:
Our Dumb Offseason: Mizzou Police Blotter Edition
↵Missouri defensive tackle Dominique Hamilton and safety Jarrell Harrison were both cited for first-degree trespassing early Tuesday morning, Columbia police spokeswoman Officer Jessie Haden said. Security at Brookside Townhomes called MU police at 1:50 a.m. when the two players, along with three female MU students, had entered the complex’s swimming pool long after the pool area had been closed and locked for the night.↵When swimming in public pools in the middle of the night is outlawed, only outlaws will possibly talk the two more compliant of three present female students into a shared night of passion. Dastardly.
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