So how ‘bout we start off the day with a complete non sequitur? Big Boi and Jason Heyward touring the Atlanta Braves facilities, you say? That fits the bill:
Big Boi, Jason Heyward, But Someone’s Missing: Where Ya At Ted???
It begins with Big Boi and J-Hey in Big Boi’s “Stankonia” music studio as part of a promotion that’s clearly been devised by the three white guys sitting behind them. Still, Big Boi can carry a conversation in any setting, and Jason Heyward? Well, not so much. His contribution:
This is legit. I appreciate the experience, for real. You get to see hard work payin’ off.
Uh, thanks for that, Jason.
But if nothing else, the video pays off at the 1:30 mark, with Big Boi walking through the Braves locker room:
Ya know what I’m sayin? We just left our clubhouse. This THEY clubhouse. WHERE YA AT TED???
Jason Heyward’s cool and all, but... This video needs more Ted Turner. Or at least some Andre 3000. God I love Andre 3000. He’s so, so underrated. Okay, end of non sequitur. Happy Friday!












