Games notably not going the way they ought, at or around the half of Week 2’s first flight of action:
Upsetting Scores Of Interest: Florida? Everything OK Down There?
↵• South Florida 7, No. 8 Florida 7. Steve Addazio, Florida students are going to put snakes in your car. You’ll never know how many, or whether you got them all out.
• No. 15 Georgia Tech 17, Kansas 14. Keep after it, Jackets! You’re just two quarters away from a transitive win over North Dakota State!
• Cincinnati 12, Indiana State 7. This is where the Big East jokes would go, but for that South Florida unpleasantness up top.
• East Carolina 35, Memphis 10. That Memphis is bad at football is an accepted natural law. This is a halftime score, however, and should be handled with tongs, so radioactive is the ineptitude.
• Akron 21, Gardner-Webb 17. No hyphenate school has any business scoring on a I-A team. No one.
• South Dakota 21, Minnesota 10. Minnesota, we know how this is going to sound, but please keep Tim Brewster around forever. This is too much fun not to last.
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