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Italian Soccer Team Can’t Attract Fans, Settles For Photos Of Fans

The Wall Street Journal has a piece on Triestina, an Italian soccer team, and its inability to draw crowds large enough to fill up its stadium. The general manager has come up with a pragmatic solution: to pull huge banners over sections of the stands that depict the likenesses of fans, and toss in the occasional advertisement. No, really, you guys, it’s gonna be great!

↵↵“We’ve done everything we can to get people through the gates. But the reality is that we can’t. This way at least we create a bit of atmosphere, a bit of theater.”

↵↵I’ll be honest: more than anything else, this is reminding me of All-Star Baseball, a board game with a strangely elaborate presentation that involved setting up massive cardboard stands full of fans. Perhaps Triestina will do away with actual soccer altogether in lieu of cardboard player discs and a spinner that determine whether or not a player has scored a goal.

↵I’m getting the unsettling feeling that I’m the only person in the world who knows what I’m talking about here. I might need to set up some cardboard cutouts and wax nostalgia with them.

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