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Chiefs Fan Needs 2011 NFL Schedule In Order To Schedule Vasectomy

And we’ve heard it all now.

Often fans will call the NFL offices inquiring about the NFL schedule release because they are, for example, getting married and want to plan their special day around their team’s bye week.

But this is a new one.

Brian McCarthy of NFL PR tweets that one Chiefs fan called into the NFL offices asking about the schedule release because he wanted to schedule his vasectomy around the Chiefs bye week. Frankly, the better move would be to schedule it around a primetime game so you can stay up late the night before.

Don’t worry, Chiefs fan. The 2011 NFL schedule release is coming at 7:00 p.m. (ET) on Tuesday night.

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