“Awesome! The raccoon is in the garage again, chewing through things.”
Things You Don’t Hear
“Say, hold off on going to the store, honey! This hotel minibar has everything we need, and they’re having a sale!”
“I used to visit Baseball Reference, but that place isn’t informative or user-friendly enough for me.”
“Sweeeeeeeet! Joe West is umpiring this playoff series!”
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