Let’s All Write Jokes About The Red Sox Revelations!

Did you know:

• Theo spent 14.6 billion dollars to construct a giant tunnel-and-bridge system in order to speed fried chicken delivery to the Red Sox clubhouse;

• The DJ at the players-only yacht party would only play free jazz, further dividing an already fractured clubhouse;

• Ownership, distracted by their foreign holdings, tried to solve the bullpen problems by signing Ronaldinho;

• Every night, Terry Francona would go back to his hotel room, lie down on his bed, and sleep. During these times his focus on the team was lacking.

• Rampant clubhouse chocoholism went unaddressed.

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