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Come Fan with UsWednesday, June 24, 2026

Why the Miami Dolphins don’t deserve Andrew Luck, whoop whoop

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It is extremely unfair to judge an organization and its fan base solely on two fans, but it’s grossly appropriate here.

After seeing these two Dolphins Jugga-fans, it is evident this franchise doesn't deserve to have the chance of selecting Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck first overall in the 2012 NFL Draft. If there is one thing in this world that precludes someone an opportunity afforded to everyone else, it's being dressed up like these ninjas.

The obvious argument for these two clowns (literally and figuratively) is that they may have been dressing up for Halloween. I say nuts to that noise. This is a clear and deliberate showcase that they’re down with the clown. Just look the precision in the line work. Only an experienced Juggalo could master such techniques.

This Faygo-fueled lifestyle is not what Luck needs introduced upon becoming a professional man of sport. Why, he’s a Stanford man after all. He is fully aware of how magnets work and needs not your pedantic questions on the subject. Besides, was it not enough that the Juggalo sect has hold over Tyler “Psycho T” Hansborough?

Sorry Dolphins fans. It’s either Luck or the dark carnival. Choose wisely or it could be ninja down for your franchise.

This image was provided by the wondeful bubbaprog. Go to his site. Click his funnies.For more on the Dolphins and their struggles, dig on ThePhinsider.

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