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Come Fan with UsSaturday, August 8, 2026

Three Dumb Things Not To Say...

... in your interview to be the Cubs’ next manager:

↵1) There’s nothing wrong with this team that can’t be fixed with more and better infield chatter. That’s where I come in.

↵2) I see myself as a real leader of men, like General Patton or Han Solo.

↵3) You mean Dewayne Staats? If so, then yes, I’m totally up to speed on all the latest developments regarding Dewayne Staats.

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