From Jerry Crasnick:
Three Baseball Guys Walk Into The Woods ...
Fellow Ga. native Jeff Francoeur helped recruit Broxton for #Royals. Broxton recently went hunting w/Francoeur & manager Ned YostOh.
Francoeur: Well, look at that. A deer. Over there.Yost: Where? I don’t see anything?
Broxton: Is he talking about that dot on the horizon? I guess that could be a ...
Francoeur unloads his rifle in the general direction of the deer
Yost: Dammit. You weren’t even close.
Francoeur: I’ll bet I hit it with anywhere between 24 and 28% of those shots. I’m rad. They probably didn’t do a lot, though, so you’ll have to finish him off, Broxy.
Broxton: Me?
Yost: Yeah, close this one out.
Broxton: Well, here goes nothing.
Broxton shoots Yost in the leg
Broxton shoots self in the earlobe
Broxton swallows some ammunition, thinking it was a box of metal Vicodin to help with the pain
Broxton gives up a home run to the deerYost: I was told there would be snipes.
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