Damn straight it's a "Man's whiskey"; Early Times serves a variety of manly functions. The bottle in the garage is for cleaning wounds and numbing the pain from power-tool mishaps. There's a bottle in the kitchen to kick that fried hash up a notch. There's one in the bedroom for steeling courage before having a go at the missus. The one on the bathroom sink is for shaving or cleansing the nether parts. And lastly, that bottle down in the basement is for steadying the hand before shooting rats.
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