The latest project from the people who always know what’s best for everybody:
Infield Chatter: Fun But Deadly
↵↵If you’re saying, “swing batter,” and this poor little kid is swinging at everything, he feels bad and maybe he turns to the catcher and gets mad.
↵↵... and then murders him, probably.
↵↵Honest to gosh [a-diddly], I didn’t have any trouble doing this [doodly].
↵↵Approved chatter for our new anti-bullying culture:
↵“Hi, batter-batter, hi, batter-batter, WINK!”
“You are a worthwhile, intelligent, attractive person, batter!”
“I’ll bet your team would prevail if we were allowed to keep score, batter!”
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