Gifts That Santa Gives To Jerk Angel Fans

From Sam Miller of the Orange County Register, we have an amazing slideshow of the things Santa thinks of when Angels fans are total jerkwads during the year. Sample:

↵Dear Maria, Just because you say “I’m not a racist” before you say those other things doesn’t mean it’s ok to say those other things. You’re awful! If you had rhinestones on your face you’d be as awful as this hat. -Santa