A relevant This Day in History:
Buried On The Onion’s Sports Page ...
↵1989: Nolan Ryan becomes the second pitcher in MLB history to defeat all 26 teams but the first to do it just one day and with a pitch count under 2,000.↵Sounds about right. Plus, it gives me a chance to link to this Tumblr of people who think The Onion is real.
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