This Exists, Vol. 3

Behold: the 19th-Century Baltimore Orioles Nickname Generator. Enter your name, and watch it spit out a nickname from the 1800s. Albert Pujols is “The Salty Bronco,” and Roger Clemens is “Prisoner’s Tears.” And, uh, Rob Neyer is a “Droolin’ Rube.”

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↵Finally, someone found a good use for the internet.