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Announcerspeak

by Jason Brannon

“Doesn’t run well” = Slow
“Doesn’t overthink things” = Dumb
“Clutch” = Virtuous
“Scrappy” = White
“Jeter” = Our Lord and Savior
“Most Valuable” = Whatever I say it means
“Does the little things” = Untranslatable

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