(John Mozeliak sits at his desk. There’s a KNOCK.)
A Play in One Act
↵John Mozeliak: Come in.
↵(Enter Albert Pujols, with a big friendly smile.)
↵Albert Pujols: Heyyyyyyyyy, buddy! How’s it going?
↵Mozeliak: Just fine, Albert.
↵Pujols: Cool. Cool. (Beat.) Liiiiiiiisten. That offer you made, back in February--
↵Mozeliak: Nope.
↵Pujols: No. I didn’t think so. Okay. Cool. Thanks.
↵(Pujols limps off.)
↵Flourish. Exeunt. Curtain.
↵(And yes, I know he’ll be fine, and have a great year, and all that. But he’s hurt, and he’s turning 46 next January.)
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