They did a fast number hustling Kirk Herbstreit out of Ohio and off the internet, but we have a feeling the Ohio State fringe element will find Chris Spielman a tougher nut to crack. They say you hurt the ones you love the most, so expect this Canton native’s doorstep to be festooned with bags of animal droppings tied with only the most festive of scarlet ribbons.
Oh, The Poop Bombs You’ll See!
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