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Loria/McKeon Joke And Footnote

by Chris Marcil

I thought Jeffrey Loria specialized in Modern Art, not Old Masters!*

*The basic oddness of a major league baseball team being owned by someone who made his fortune in modern art has not been fully savored. We need to hear more about his pitch to rename it the Cy Twombly award; about Mapplethorpe Bobblehead Nights; about how his ongoing Fired Manager Series is a return to derivative Steinbrennerian-influenced theories of ownership that fail to show the daring originality seen in works like Destroying World Champions #2 (2005); about how Jeffrey Loria doesn’t know much about managing, but he knows what he likes.

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