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Scene From My Meeting With The Marketing Department Of A Bad Team

by Chris Marcil

Me: So here’s my idea – Every time the team wins, it donates $10,000 to the Al-Qaeda Dream Foundation.

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Marketing Guy: What?!

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Me: It doesn't have to be the Al-Qaeda Dream Foundation. It could be anything bad. Like “Athletes for Meth-letes.” The point is, now fans don't feel bad that the team never wins, because it keeps money from going to terrible places!

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