Me: So what do people love more than baseball itself?
Scene From My Meeting With The Marketing Department Of A Bad Team #3
Marketing Guy: Bobbleheads!
Me: Wrong!
Marketing Guy: Wrong?
Me: It’s football! And the key to football is that it’s only played one day a week. So what we do is, we keep the stadium locked up during all the midweek games. But you can come see us on Sunday even if it’s raining or whatnot.
Marketing Guy: Well...
Me: And the best part is, once we convince people they’re really watching football, our players can take all the steroids they want!
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