Via SB Nation’s Card Chronicle, a treasure from the vault of the internet: In 1988, the Louisville Cardinals football team passed the time while waiting for a bowl bid by rewriting and singing the Beach Boys’ hit “Kokomo” in a most ungainly fashion. Did head coach and noted purveyor of suave living Howard Schnellenberger approve?
Schnelly Didn’t Raise You To Be Skating-Rink Singers, Boys
↵He did not. “Without a doubt, it is probably the worst song that I’ve ever heard. It verges on being unpleasant, and obviously it’s nothing that I’ve ever sanctioned.”
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