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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Movie Reference

Remember in War of the Worlds, when a few plucky army men in Humvees (and Tom Cruise’s foolish teenaged son) head over that hill, toward the huge alien machines? And you know they’re all going to die? Except for maybe Tom Cruise’s foolish teenaged son, because it’s a Spielberg movie?

↵That’s what it’s like, watching Barry Zito pitch these days. He’s a Humvee, and all the other teams have really awesome death rays.

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