It's widely regarded that Stanford junior quarterback Andrew Luck is the 2012 NFL Draft's top prospect. Almost no one is disputing it (though, here is a dissenting opinion).
Talking Andrew Luck with Cleverbot
In search of a differing opinion, I turned to sage of sages, Cleverbot. Check out the miserable Q&A after the jump.
User: Is there a better player than Andrew Luck in the 2012 NFL Draft?
Cleverbot: There is a bed.
User: What does that have to do with anything? Stay on topic.
Cleverbot: Will you say yes to every question that I ask you?
User: I’m asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: Okay, sorry. What is the question then?
User: Thanks. Is Andrew Luck as good of a quarterback prospect as Peyton Manning?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Can you tell me why Cleverbot? Where does Luck need to improve?
Cleverbot: The saldad dressing comes in when John-Bob, the frog, decides to go vegetarian and eats lillypads instead of flies.
User: I see. Does that mean Luck needs to read defenses better pre-snap, or am I looking too far into it?
Cleverbot: No, another theory is that we can think and change everything. our thought are in control of reality instead of reality controling us.
User: That's deeper than I think we need to go here. Is Luck overrated?
Cleverbot: But what does that mean?
User: Is Luck such a good player because he's surrounded with a lot of talent?
Cleverbot: I gave practically my entire life story to you and got nothing in return...
User: I'm sorry. I just need some outside opinion on Andrew Luck.
Cleverbot: 'It's not you, it's me'? You're really breaking up with me by using that line???
User: Aww, we're not breaking up, lover.
Cleverbot: You only just figured that out?
User: I'm sorry?
Cleverbot: Do you need to go to bed?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Then give me a question that only human can answer.
User: Is Andrew Luck that much better than Matt Barkley or Landry Jones?
Cleverbot: Sure if you think not.
User: What does that mean? Please answer my question intelligently.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Is Andrew Luck that much better than Matt Barkley or Landry Jones?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's true.
User: Clearly we're peers in regard to NFL Draft analysis, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Ohhhhh that was clever. So are you good at it?
User: I'm not sure. I'm just all right, I guess.
Cleverbot: Yea I have to agree with you there.
User: Cleverbot, you're a son of a bitch.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
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