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Allow Me To Don My Computerized Hat

by Jason Brannon

The redoubtable meritorious estimable blogger Murray Chass, whose blog appears on the internet, spins a metaphor:

↵↵... from the looks of things now, the neo-number guys are going to have a tough time pulling an American League Cy Young award winner out of their computerized hat.

↵↵That reminds me, I need to get more RAM for my pants.

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