Along WIth A Bobblehead Of Your Likeness

Via Smart Football, a recruiting pitch we can get behind:

↵↵Come to this University and play football and you will receive a free education and room and board at a premiere university. In addition, if the University and the athletic department make any money by selling products with your name or likeness, like jerseys, athletic posters, and so on, you will receive credit that can be used at any point in the future to pay for additional education at this University received by you, your spouse, or your direct children.

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