Caption Contest

Quick, go think of a caption for this photo. I’ll get you started:

↵↵“You thought I was dead? Why does everyone say that?”
↵↵↵“The Cubs are going with Pfiester today, so you should bat Konetchy third.”
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↵↵“Shingles, eh? Is that anything like consumptive ablepsy? I think the Kaiser has that.”
↵↵(Because Larry King is old, you see.)

↵Submit your captions in the comments. The coveted SB Nation Bragger’s Cup is at stake!