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I have a question for you boozologists out there: What did people do before the advent of the koozie? Did they just muddle through with warm beer, or did they drink faster than today's koozie-equipped imbiber? And a related question: Are you as ashamed as I am of the primitive ways of our non-koozie-having forbearers?

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