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Come Fan with UsWednesday, August 5, 2026

Cryotherapy: The Hot New Moral Panic!

Rangers’ Wilson icing up to get the edge:

↵↵Wilson... is lowered into a tube that he said looks like a Red Bull can. Cold air is blasted into the tube in spurts, and the temperature can get as low as 300 below zero.

↵“It’s supposed to reinvigorate and re-oxygenate your blood.”

↵Wilson found out about the Millennium Ice after the Dallas Mavericks [used] the process to help speed their recovery.

↵↵“Getting the edge,” re-oxygenated blood, Red Bull... these are the hallmarks of cheating, gentle readers. I call on MLB to ban these new, cold steroids post-haste!

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