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Super Bowl Commercials: Audi Visits A Vampire Party, Kills Everyone With Daylamps

As we get closer and close to Super Bowl XLVI we’ll start seeing more and more Super Bowl commercials hitting the internet. In this new Audi game day commercial, we see what happens when a vampire rolls up in a new Audi S7 to a vampire party.

As you can see, the vampire driving the Audi (we’ll call him Bob) is strolling up to replenish the all important blood supply, because what kind of vampire party would it be without enough blood to feed on? Unwittingly though, Bob drove up with the new Audi LED headlamps on, which are also known as “Daylights”. Bob steps out of the car with his cooler of blood thinking he’s about to be the king of the vampire party, but then realizes what he’s done. Bob has murdered all of his vampire brethren with his Audi S7’s Daylights.

#SoLongVampires.

Be sure to check out Super Bowl ads from previous years that would never air in 2012.

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