Prince Fielder: On advice of agent, sitting out 2012 season, waiting for market to loosen up a bit.
Why Haven’t The Remaining Free Agents Signed?
↵Vladimir Guerrero: Would hate to get injured and miss part of next Winter League season.
↵Edwin Jackson: Hasn’t checked email or answered phone since World Series.
↵Carlos Peña: Fired agent after finding out he represented other players.
↵Johnny Damon: Was only recently made aware of free agent status. Will start entertaining offers next week-ish.
↵Wes Helms: Maybe he’s not interested in THEM! You ever think of THAT?
↵Rick Ankiel: Hey, did you know he used to be a pitcher™?
↵Omar Vizquel: Can’t decide whether to play ball or collect Social Security! (Joke written by my Uncle Pete)
↵Eric Chavez: Recently involved in weird Freaky Friday-type incident with Barry Zito. Will report to Giants training camp in February.
↵Francisco Cordero: Just discovered he hates baseball.
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