Sports Illustrated headline:
Subtlety, Illustrated
↵↵Tigers unwise to make such a hefty gamble on Prince Fielder
↵↵See what they did there? Here are some headlines that didn’t make SI’s cut:
↵Big Fat Man Signs Big Fat Contract
↵Tigers Lard Fielder With $$$, Pizza, Probably
↵Tub Of Goo Set For Life
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