Corey Hart Is The New 007

In 2008, Anheuser-Busch was purchased by InBev, making the Belgian-based beverage company the world’s biggest brewer. Just days before, C.C. Sabathia was traded to Milwaukee, prompting my friend Tom to start calling him “InBev,” which, like “James Bond,” is a codename that gets passed on when the holder retires, dies or becomes a free agent. When Sabathia left for the Yankees, Prince Fielder naturally became “InBev.” And now the title falls to the 6’6” Corey Hart. Congratulations, Corey InBev. No more “sunglasses at night” jokes for you.