Pablo Sandoval is a stupidly-lovable baseball player whose nickname is "Kung Fu Panda." He completely murdered a baseball to give the San Francisco Giants an 8-3 lead over the Cincinnati Reds on Wednesday, but he wants you to know that he's not full of hate. He's full of the other thing.
Pablo Sandoval has nothing but love for you
Pablo Sandoval wants you to know that you are a special snowflake. He wants you to know that you are loved.


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