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USF asks fans to submit questions for Skip Holtz, hilarity ensues

What would you ask a college football head coach? Okay, but what would you ask Skip Holtz?

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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

On Tuesday, the official South Florida Bulls Facebook page asked fans to submit some questions for head coach Skip Holtz. It went exactly as well as you would expect, and here are some of our favorites:

Was it a coach’s meeting where you all decided to make us a total embarrassment that’s non-competetive with even C-USA, or was that a unilateral decision?

Didn’t your dad teach you anything? Why are you such an embarrassment? Will you please just resign? Do you think Ball State would even hire you? Are you a Russian spy sabotaging the USF program? How does it feel to turn a steady growing program into a laughing stock? Were you adopted? Would you be interested in letting my grandma coach a game for you?

What would we have to do to get you to quit???

What’s it like being the byproduct of nepotism?

Y u no win a game?

At least we have the basketball team

Okay, that last one isn’t a question, per se, but it’s still relevant. Go Bulls!

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