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Mitt Romney’s ‘Friday Night Light’ bracelets

Mitt Romney is selling memorabilia seemingly inspired by “Friday Night Lights.” Massachusetts forever?

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Bracelet Set
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Bracelet Set
Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Bracelet Set
http://store.mittromney.com/accessories/jewelry/clear-eyes-bracelet.html

“Friday Night Lights” was a popular television program about high school football. It had a well-known, oft-repeated slogan: “Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose.”

Mitt Romney is a popular Presidential candidate. He is selling bracelets embossed with a slogan: “Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, America Can’t Lose!”

The Joe McCoy of politics? Massachusetts forever? Buddy Garrity super PAC political jokes!

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