1. Seven Tour de France victories
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2. Times in 2006 and 2007 NY Marathon and 2008 Boston Marathon
3. Marriage to Sheryl Crow
4. Note tenderly placed in lunchbox by mother at age 8 reading, “you’re my special little guy”
5. That time he threw a crumpled-up piece of paper in a wastebasket without even looking
6. Ticket stub from Audioslave show
7. 2003 appearance on Today Show, including pre-segment compliment from Katie Couric
8. The money he saved on his insurance by switching to Geico
9. Burlap sack full of Subway Sub Club tickets
10. Flat-screen HDTV he installed after EPO injection
11. All punches revoked from “Frequent Car Wash” punch card
12. “Don’t blame me, i voted Bush” bumper sticker chiseled off bumper of Tercel
13. Friendship with Matthew McConaughey
14. Must re-confirm his birth date the next time he visits bacardi.com
15. All family game night victories, up to and including Boggle
(With assistance from Matt Ufford and Jon Bois)
