So this happened:
Rob Gronkowski is going to be banned from England
We sent the British our Gronk, and he didn’t disappoint
When asked what the dance was, Gronkowski responded, "That little nutcracker dude that's guarding the house."
— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) October 28, 2012
Gronk is just so incredibly bro. The GIF up top is what he’s referencing in the quote, and was a moment of “wait ... did he really do that?” Of course he did, because he’s Gronk.
He followed the “nutcracker dude” celebration up -- my goodness, just that phrasing -- by gyrating around and, well ... just being Gronk. I mean, look at the man. If you were to build every football stereotype into one man -- a sort of SUPER FOOTBALL BRO -- you couldn’t create something more perfect than Gronk.
We’ve come to a point where it might just be prudent to send Gronk on a football tour. Let him fly all over the world and be Gronk, introducing other countries to American football. Nothing could go wrong.
