White woman with dreadlocks bemoaning lack of vegan options
Bruce Bennett
People with a favorite farm in the Hudson valley
Bill Murray
Sesame Street’s Elmo and his second wife Tabitha
Man with Brooklyn Nets neck tattoo featuring at least two typos
Matt Ufford
Women who live in Hoboken who can’t shut up about their horses
Will Forte, who will be greeted by everyone walking by with, “Oh shit, it’s Bill Hader!”
La Leche League members breastfeeding directly behind opponent’s basket
3,491 bros who had to leave their Chrome messenger bags at the gate
People who have actually read Infinite Jest
People who have lied about reading Infinite Jest
A New York Times reporter who has never been over the Williamsburg Bridge writing about “Brook-lyn”
Brooklyn native The Man In The Yellow Hat and his new monkey, “I’m Not Curious And Therefore Not Dead After Getting Involved In A Drug Deal Fred”
One confused-looking 50-year-old man holding a “REINSTATE LANCE ARMSTRONG” sign
All the hooded sweatshirts.
Ken Jeong
Assorted Van Gundys
U-God, sitting by himself in upper pavilion of seats he has cordoned off in attempt to catch foul basketball
