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Jason Avant runs afoul of Super Mario

An Eagles wide receiver should know better than to make an enemy out of Mario. And to have his head be a beetle.

by Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

On Sunday, this happened:

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And we thought it looked like one thing and one thing only. So we made this happen:

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We turned Jason Avant into Buzzy Beetle. You're welcome, everyone.

And for you purists out there, here is Mario just taking his frustrations out on Avant directly.

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Mario Mario: kind of a dick.

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