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The Miami Marlins are bigger cheapskates than you realize

The Marlins are one of the most befuddling franchises in history. The rabbit hole goes deep.

A preview of next season’s attendance
A preview of next season’s attendance
A preview of next season’s attendance
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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

In the wake of what appears to be a(nother) massive fire sale by the Miami Marlins, it is important to keep perspective on what franchise we're dealing with. This is the team that got rid of both of their World Series-winning teams and is now apparently dumping their entire (just-obtained) roster after one underwhelming season in their new stadium in their new city.

With all of that in mind, Andrew Baggarly of CSN Bay Area drops this amazing tidbit on us:

Never change, Marlins.

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