Did you know that the guitar-playing, football-participating, pushups-doing FOX robot Cleatus has a Twitter account? Did you know that he sometimes uses that account to make light of head trauma?
FOX robot Cleatus is insensitive to head trauma
Cleatus cares not for our fragile human brains. But he doesn’t have to be so flippant about it.
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— Cleatus (@CLEATUSonFOX) November 21, 2012
Look, Cleatus. We get that you have superior construction than us puny hu-mans, but there’s no reason to be such a b-hole about the whole situation. Do we mock your lack of a soul or your inability to feel emotion? Do we give you a hard time because a logic paradox would make your head explode? Sheesh.
Not cool, Cleatus.
