Jeff Teague crushes a dunk on Kevin Durant

Atlanta Hawks point guard Jeff Teague is listed at 6'2", but he has a very serious condition. It's so rare, it doesn't have a name yet, but he is joined in his affliction by the likes of Derrick Rose, Russell Westbrook and Nate Robinson. It affects point guards who are driving to the hoop. When they see a big defender, they must, nay, they need to dunk on them. Kevin Durant, you're just a victim of someone's illness.

This isn't the first time Jeff Teague has done this. In fact, he's been doing it since college at Wake Forest. He will probably — because of his horrible, incredible disease — do this to several more hapless defenders this year, now that Joe Johnson is in Brooklyn. We can only hope.