The Arizona Cardinals, as of this writing, are actually winning a football game! No, really! But this happy occasion isn't making everyone's heart grow, Grinch-like. Behold: sad Larry Fitzgerald.
Sad Larry Fitzgerald will break your heart
It’s just not a very happy birthday for Larry Fitzgerald. He hasn’t even touched his Banana Kaboom.
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Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Things that are making Larry sad:
- His crummy stats
- He started himself on his fantasy football team today
- Last thing he saw on TV before leaving for the game was that Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercial
- Dropped toast butter-side down
- Missed Charlie Brown Christmas special, forgot to set DVR
- Can’t believe they shoehorned Radagast into The Hobbit:An Unexpected Journey
- Paul McCartney and Nirvana? Really? SMH
- Still on the Cardinals
