Let's power rank this Kenneth Faried puking into a towel vignette:
Nuggets fans get to watch Kenneth Faried yak into a towel
And now you do too!
1. Kosta Koufos getting the heck out of there as soon as he sees and/or smells signs of trouble. TEAM!
2. Ty Lawson looking confused as Koufos bails, then practically leaping out of the scene when Faried wretches.
3. Ty Lawson turns around to watch once he’s out of harm’s way.
3. Blue-shirted equipment fella continuing to offer Gatorade to Nuggets as Kenneth Faried throws up 12 inches in front of him.
4. Black-shirted equipment fella asking his partner for more Gatorade as Kenneth Faried throws up two feet from him. That, or he’s offering the empty cup to Faried, which is very Garth Algar.
5. Apparent fan or maybe PR guy right behind Faried, who obviously hears someone puking and decides to rubberneck it.
6. Blue-shirted equipment fella pretends he didn’t see it. Classic “I ain’t cleaning that up” move.
7. Faried turns toward Koufos while vomiting. WHY?
8. “Happy Holidays from Altitude.tv!”
